- Officer: can I taze you
- Man: no
- Officer: can I taze you in the ballsack
- Man: no
Posted 4 months ago
Posted 4 months ago
This exasperated German is asking the really important questions about the origins of the Daddy Long Legs:
Who was building the Daddy Long Legs? Where was Mother Nature? Maybe sleeping or with a coffee break?
The nature carpenters are building an insect and they’re like, “Here, look Nature, we have it! It is called Daddy Long Legs!”
“Oh, really? Does it have a head?”
“No.”
“Does it have a thorax or maybe an abdomen?”
“No.”
“What is it?”
“Well, it is like maybe a Q-tip head with some frozen spider web leggies.”
“Great!”
Seriously? What are you doing?
Also, please note the timestamp on his video. 3:32 AM is when all the good thinking happens.
He’s my favorite internet person of the year so far.
What is this with daddy longlegs?
Posted 4 months ago
Posted 4 months ago
